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You've been naughty and the North Pole Correctional Facility has your paperwork. Charge: Public Intoxication. Evidence: the empty wine glasses and the fact that you told three separate family members your honest opinion of their life choices at the holiday party. Look, the nog was strong, the boundaries were not, and now we're here. No shame. This shirt owns it completely.
The funniest Christmas gift for the friend who goes a little too hard at office parties, the aunt who needs a second glass before the family dinner even begins, or literally anyone who has ever been "too festive" at a holiday gathering. It's giving "I made memories and also questionable decisions" and the holiday aesthetic makes it look so innocent until you read it. That reveal is 50% of the gift. Wear it. Commit to the bit. The North Pole won't press charges if you look cute.
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