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"Get in loser, trouble ain't gonna make itself" — with a raccoon and an opossum — is perhaps the most complete sentence ever printed on a shirt. This is the Chaotic Neutral starter pack in tee form. The duo of trash pandas riding into whatever mischief awaits is the energy every friend group needs: one who plans the chaos and one who just vibes with it. Which one are you? (You know which one you are.)
It's the shirt for the person who is the "bad influence" in the most affectionate way possible, who texts their friends at midnight with "ok but what if we" and somehow those ideas always end in legendary stories. Vintage style means it looks like a classic piece with decades of chaotic history behind it. Wear it to everything. Make it your whole personality. The raccoon and the opossum would want you to live your truth.
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